May 9

On May 9 the prettiest and hottest people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. They can cook of course are stubborn. If they are mean this is just they're love language. You give them food= you get theyre loyalty. Always the single friend but best in bed.

1 person: How are you so perfect? Are you on May 9?

2 person: oh actually I am born on May 9

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021

May 9

National send a tittie picture day

Omg I can wait till may 9 so I get to see some titties

by Mcgoob May 09, 2023

May 9

day of being my girlfriend

what day it's today?

may 9 so u should be carla's gf

by kxkxkdy May 08, 2019

May 9

National talk to a girl day

On May 9th Get your self-esteem up!

by ThickDickDaddy27. May 07, 2021

May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.

Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9

by Freakymamas May 08, 2022

May 9

Straight legends and coolest people were born on May 9th. Food loving and cuties day….
Just coolest !!!

Hey did u know sally gave birth on may 9th?

Oh her baby would be just coolest

by Cutiepuppy November 23, 2021

May 9

Give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips and hug her a lot through our the day!

Gf: hiii
Bf: hugs gf
Gf: … looks at bf
Bf: kisses gf on the lips
Gf: blushes
Bf: it’s may 9
Gf: ohhhhh

by Nrbdjdndndbd May 09, 2022