A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.
Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.
Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.
Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
Get the Krunk Fungler mug.A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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And then get drunk on it but then just to be different, though the effects of alcohol and kava are commonly compared it’s called “krunk” this is usually a state of being so high you are close to slumping.
And then get drunk on it but then just to be different, though the effects of alcohol and kava are commonly compared it’s called “krunk” this is usually a state of being so high you are close to slumping.
I’m so krunk, I don’t think I can drink any more kava I’ve already downed like 10 cups from the kumete in a span of 2 hours”
by DEVIL BEVIL July 15, 2025
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