Facebook

The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.

After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.

by @themoreyouknow April 24, 2018

Facebook

To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.

Apparently, John was embarrassed by his accident, so he facebooked himself.

by AeonZeon January 4, 2015

Facebook

N.

A site that makes you feel like shit about being single

::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"

40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.

by iyiljilk December 29, 2011

FaceBook

the shit that nobody uses

person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people

by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017

Facebook

Where people waste their time and get in each others business, going to bankrupt the country because it's creating douchebags or just giving them a club. A stupid way to get in touch with people when you're most likely trashing people who are not on Facebook or creating a social clique of your worst nightmare, see where this will lead us down the century when a lot of cyberstalkers and bullies begin to dominate society.

Facebook is grabbing a substantial amount of followers but also a lot of haters

by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 July 29, 2012

Facebook

A place to openly complain about stuff no one actually cares about except for the person posting it.

Girl: "im so done with all this."

Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("

Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.

by e188 February 27, 2011

facebook

the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter

FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...

by your_father_abel September 4, 2011