Septum Ring Theory Theory, or SRTT, is when MAP's who are likely in the Epstein Files try projecting their Child Enthusiasm onto Rightwingers, knowing full well that offline statistics and online anecdotes don't align with their worldview.
"Yeah, I read the page on the Septum Ring Theory, but all the evidence points towards the opposite being true. I think I have a Septum Ring Theory Theory on why they made that entry!"
by TheDevilShivers February 27, 2026
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