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Opposite day

Opposite day every week on thursday
Hey today is opposite day (thursday)
by Dr mr scientics May 16, 2019
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Opposite gender week

You change your clothes and act like the opposite gender for a day or even a week. It lasts between 24th march and 30th march.
Boy- why are you dressed like a girl?
Boy2- it’s opposite gender week!
by Therealweekdays March 23, 2022
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Opposite Heart

Everything your heart is, pure, true, feels, is sure about, but is being lived opposite as to as if you take everything that is love and all goes against grain. I knew the day I looked into your eyes my love was forever yours. And, yes, I did hear you whisper the same in return as the song suggest, Ed Sheridan I believe. Although you've never fully voiced it, you never had to, I saw it in your eyes then, I felt it in everything we were then and ironically still today, so much alike, although differences in skill sets only complimenting one another to equal a perfect 10, or you at least is where i've always placed you, even back when, you most likely may not know, but they aren't creative words, just facts, stories, we have a million to share. Actions and all of what the world, team, whoever sees and inflicts upon carries little to no weight. Part curiosity, part idle hands, part metaphorically, part desire to overcome, rid what must go, step up, say I'm sorry, not waste a single second longer, accept what it, get on with quality of life, as these lessons will prove invaluable as to intuition and perhaps how I'm more easily able to love and be loved. Us, trust, love, 2,4,7,3,5,8
What you see and what appears to be is opposite heart.
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Opposite day

Im not a twink
"But its opposite day"
fuck
by ExpressiveMoonman January 11, 2024
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Opposite Day

A day on December 10th where the opposite is to be expected
"Hey did you hear that Discord Moderator Day is coming up" Said Person 1
"Do you mean Opposite Day?" Said Person 2
by Eeveeboom December 7, 2020
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Opposite day

CLEARANCE LEVEL 6 REQUESTED
ACCEPTED

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Containment risk:
Keter
Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.

Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.

Addendum 1
8/17/1959

A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays

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Michael(9): "There's no school. It's opposite day!"
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."
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Opposite Karen

A woman nameed Elaine is an opposite Karen
She is an opposite Karen her name is Elaine.
by CS91 May 25, 2025
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