Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.

“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."

by 73954444 September 21, 2025

waffle jacker

A girl so pretty you don't mind if she steals food off your plate.

Dang man check out that girl, she's a real waffle jacker!

by thebroncosrule April 28, 2016