inverted spider monkey

A high level sex move in which the girl is face down on a bed (imperative given the power of the thrust) the man positions himself on the girls buttocks facing her legs, which are held by the man as far up as he or she can handle. The man then penetrates straight down for maximum depth- after that its a matter of thrusting as hard as possible until one or both of the partners bursts into uncontrollable screams. And that is the inverted spider monkey.

Mike did you hear that the interns where doing the inverted spider monkey last night, apparently the screams could be heard for blocks.

by TheOnlyTruth1 July 6, 2010

inverted chili dog

the shit that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

I was pissin brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 5, 2008

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 4, 2008

Inverted Pillow Sandwich

A sex act that involves two partners and a stuffed animal. The top partner cuts two holes in the stuffed animal, and thrusts through it into the bottom partner, creating a threesome with the stuffed animal.
(The Inverse of a Pillow Sandwich)

ex:

Partner One: "I really, really love my giant stuffed teddy!"
Partner Two: "How much do you love it?"
Partner One: "Enough to do an Inverted Pillow Sandwich, if you're interested."

by Il Reverso June 21, 2016

The inverted iron man

While wearing an iron man costume do a handstand and precede to get rim jobbed by partner

I just did the inverted iron man with yo momma.

by Swag_Master_9000 April 18, 2022

Inverted Camel Spider

A sex position opposite of the typical camel spider. Consists of constructing a spider like web a few feet above your bed. Then have your mating partner upside down (face up ass down) and fuck the shit out of her. Then as you cum you must scream "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING".

Guy 1: "yo I mounted the hottest bitch last night"
Guy 2: "word! Which position?"
Guy1: "Inverted camel spider! It was fucking awesome!"

by Wrestla96 December 6, 2013

inverted chili dog

The shit that works its way into the man's penis while having a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for a week!

by LDi July 30, 2008