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B-unit

Babysitting unit, started up by Mousey's mum. This group is hardcore in taking over the world and leading way in the cycle of drugs accross Alsager. She drives around ina pimped up Ford Galaxy with her crew.
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by Xun September 21, 2008
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Manchester United

synonym of trash can
has the worst defences
worst place to be
by FooballFan March 28, 2022
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UNIT LOST

The term used in sports when a player has been injured and will be out for the season
This person will not play anymore this season

UNIT LOST
by drshallow69 October 27, 2021
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Relaxing Unit

The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
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United States

The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.
by Klojhgfcvbn March 21, 2022
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Unit

"Look at that fucking unit"
The moose fucking kills the two friends
by mousefuefire April 8, 2023
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