Absolute unit

When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.

She put on a clinic; what an absolute unit.

by Mr. Hugh March 5, 2024

Dick Unit

A police detective. Usually because their radio call sign contains a D and in the police phonetic alphabet its said as David, but officers like to call them Dick, because most detectives are in fact dicks.

Patrol officer: "We got a dead body, someone call a dick unit."

by RazerBlade07 August 14, 2012

Erectile Unit

Another way to say penis, but only said when you want too look retarted and get laughs.

Girl 1: My bf sent me a pic of his erectile unit.
Girl 2: Was is big?

Girl 1: nah, it was hella small

by StalinGotNoCredit June 6, 2018

United Statesing

When you colonize a country and fill it with your people to show how powerful you are, but that country ends up becoming more powerful than you are.

British Empire: I will colonize North America and show how powerful my empire is.
George Washington: Fancing some United Statesing. Hold my musket.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

United Kingdomese

The official language of the UK. wdym it's not real everyone speaks it

-hey do you speak United Kingdomese?
-wtf is United Kingdomese

by Spud Lord March 20, 2022

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023

United States

The richest and greatest nation to ever exist in the history of the world. First Nation to use basic common sense for laws and policies. Number 1 military and entertainment industry. Countless technology and medical breakthroughs. And most importantly freedom and justice for all.

The United States has the most gold medals in the Olympic Games

by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024