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My Poisoned Romance

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy
by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 13, 2009
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Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
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Grinding My Gears

Jillian: What is bothering you today Jessica?
Jessica: The software Sarah created is really grinding my gears.
by HiddenGem777 September 3, 2020
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Like, oh my god

Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..
Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?"
Amy: "Oh.. really?"
Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"
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goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony
Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?
by boppo_ August 11, 2020
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sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.
Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!
by Puffer43 September 9, 2020
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fo shizzle my nizzle

The phrase is what whiggers say to each other when they want their dick to be sucked.
Thomas: "Yo, homeboy! Come here and fo shizzle my nizzle!"
by tihstae July 19, 2023
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