Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.
by 3x7r3m157 June 23, 2019
Get the Pinching my whiskersmug. A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
by captaintumeke May 31, 2022
Get the Bite my shit offmug. by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019
Get the slangin my nutsmug. Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.
You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."
That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021
Get the Oh my god, you are such a Capricornmug. An exclamation used to express exhaustion, disbelief, or overwhelming drama in a situation; especially when something feels like it's dragging on forever or just emotionally intense. It's a mix of “oh my god” and “what a long day,” but with extra flair.
“Bro, I just got off a 12-hour shift, spilled coffee on myself, and missed the last bus home... oh my long days.”
“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”
“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”
“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”
“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”
by tiredoflongdays July 25, 2025
Get the oh my long daysmug. A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
by 2Bobs May 5, 2024
Get the Don't Look At My Newspaper!mug. When someone’s doing something that annoys you
by Dirtymoneydotty420 April 11, 2024
Get the Roasting my face offmug.