Put them paws on him

When a furry is trying to claim another as their partner

Twinkles wanted to start a relationship with jared so she put them paws on him.

by Stickytip May 13, 2024

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

putting up the four

if someone puts up a four, it means saleem is the coolest dude ever

Saleem was putting up the four, he is the coolest guy ever.

by saleemthedream August 6, 2022

putting

Let's go putting

Let's go putting on your new chopper

by putting December 3, 2023

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

put in my textice

using a text message to let your supervisor know that you are quitting your job

Bob: Did you meet with your boss and tell him that you are quitting?

Joe: No I couldn't face him in person, so I just put in my textice.

by Rosesarered42 August 4, 2009

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025