How to be like carti

Become a 6,1 darkskin named ash

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by Duehdhdh November 1, 2022

How Greedy

A phrase said often in jest to imply the person is in possession of a lot but is still asking for more. Often used to imply the person should be happier with what they have.

It can also be used to suggest the person is taking a risk for self-gain despite having enough or done enough damage.

Rich guy 1: I only made 10k yesterday :sigh: I wanted to make about 15-20k instead
Rich guy 2: how GREEDY

Wife: I want half of everything you own AND full custody of the kids
Husband: how GREEDY

by abuzztheuk March 28, 2025

Wee how

Wee as in pee and how as in how.

He's the guy with a dick as large as a anaconda. Don't ask why cus he will not know how. But if you decided to get on the bad side of him, he has the secret weapon to whip yo arse out.

Girls are usually amazed by his large dick. Guys normally will hope he's a gay.

Hi wee how. Wow you have such a ginormous dick, let's get laid tonight shall we 🥰

by Mockily November 23, 2021

that's how the jets lag

A modern interpretation of c'est la vie and shit happens.

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag

by poka_face July 13, 2025

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

the word will not exist anymore therefore thats how a website will die.

me: bro But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

John: we cant let the word phase from existence!!!! or the website will die

by thisusernameisthirtycharacters September 3, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

This was a definition created, to make the text in Watermellon Sugar definition blue

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser July 29, 2021

How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025