Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

The BlackPack Phenomenon

The universal trend of everyone owning and wearing a black backpack. Black backpacks have become so common they blend into the background, making it nearly impossible to tell one person’s bag from another’s

“Bro, I lost my bag again.”
“Was it black?”
“Yeah.”
“Classic case of the Blackpack Phenomenon.”

by Nayala November 8, 2025