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Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.
Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
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blue state refugee

Someone leaving a blue state like California, Illinois, or New York to seek freedom from high taxes, over regulation, and overall progressivism by escaping to a red state.
Barbara is a blue state refugee; she’s from Los Angeles and moved here because she was tired of the high taxes.
Alex moved his family from Chicago to Dallas because he wanted to live in a more family oriented place. He’s what is called a blue state refugee.
by zpp83 May 18, 2019
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Elementary schools in the United States

are the main point of delivery of primary education, for children between the ages of 5–11 (sometimes 5-10 or 5-12)
Elementary schools in the United States are the best.
by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023
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Poundtown State Penitentiary

Where you're going if you cook the books in New York State.
No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.

You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
by bitchuck November 1, 2024
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United States of AIPAC

A satire derivative of "United States of America" hinting to how the U.S.A. is being controlled and "occupied" by the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee lobby via "donating" to congressmen in order to serve Israel's interests.
-Did you know that speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, is in bed with AIPAC?
-Lol...it's the United States of AIPAC at this point...
by Cpt.Sus May 11, 2024
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