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Michigan State Shot

Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!

Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.

Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??

Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
by Sparty311 April 30, 2013
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The United States Of Europe

The United States of Europe is the EU united with states like the United States of America
Hey from what country are you? Im from the United States of Europe.
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President of the United States

The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.
“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 5, 2020
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Rcnmpire State Building

Known by most as the ‘RSB’. The make-out hammock makes this the more popular party hub in Salt Lake City, UT. Located in Turnberry Apartments, it is even farther away from the wily youth hang out spots than anyone else could hope to be, and therefore makes it the ideal place to party on a Friday night.
Friend 1: ey you tryna hit up the club tonight?
Friend 2 : nah bruh you ain't heard it's going down at the Rcnmpire State Building tonight ( RSB)?

Friend 1 : good lookin out
by Lilpicnic4lyfe2 October 6, 2016
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Divided States of America

The state of the "United" States of America since the early 2000s.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 23, 2024
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