by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019
Get the Detective mittensmug. A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 4, 2018
Get the fart-detecting compoundmug. by gang officer January 25, 2020
Get the dead detectivemug. by Mike Mike Mike Mannnn September 24, 2020
Get the Detective Orangemug. The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.
Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
by Manthemanman August 10, 2010
Get the Detective Modemug. How's it going, Detective Fierce?
Slay me at the slaytion which a transvestigation, Detective Fierce!
Slay me at the slaytion which a transvestigation, Detective Fierce!
by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023
Get the Detective Fiercemug. After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.
by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020
Get the The Detectivemug.