Desk Drums

When one play bangs on their desk when at school or work with pencils in order to imitate playing the drums.

Jim: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Jim: Stop playing desk drums, you suck and it is annoying.

Tom: Hey, did you hear David playing desk drums in english today? He was tearing it up!

by Cha0 June 19, 2012

Desk Spoon

Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.

That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.

by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023

desk joor

A common misspelling of "desk drawer", often very made by idiots.

"I put it in the desk joor"

by vomitanime July 4, 2021

Desk Chat

Talking to people at school that you only know because they sit there another time during the day.

Writing a question on a desk and having someone else answer it is considered desk chat.

Meeting the person in real life and using desk chat is a less common way to do it, but is still used sometimes.

Person 1: "Hey man, some girl just gave me her number through desk chat"

Person 2: "Seriously? have you even met her?"

Person 1: "Nope"

by hyperman April 5, 2009

Desk Rabbit

Someone who is said to hide under desks, in the workplace, whilst people are working, in order to look up women's skirts.

"LLOYD YOU DESK RABBIT! GET OUT FROM UNDER MY DESK!"

by Catface's April 18, 2009

desk eater

is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.

your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.

you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.

by gingersmom July 4, 2009

Desk pump

To randomly shoot the ceiling (With a pistol) while sitting at your desk at work.

I DID MY FIRST DESK PUMP!

by TheZarz July 20, 2010