Derpes

The outcome of what happens when a derp gives a person the herps.

"So I went to the gyno today and I found out I have Herpes."
"I bet that derp boyfriend of yours gave it to you, huh?"
"Shit, your right. So I don't have herpes, I have derpes."

by NeonAcidDrop December 27, 2011

Derp

A word that you say expressing stupidity

You are such a Derp}

by redstoneromel September 30, 2012

Derp

A sexual act where one inserts their tongue into another's anal canal.

"Dude, I totally derpped that girl."

"Wanna derp?"

"We were derpping each other."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013

Derping

To be coughing and scared at the same time.

All that derping for nothing... it all worked out in the end.

by Dalektic December 3, 2020

Derp

When you look at yourself in photographs and you are clearly drunk. Your 'drunk face' in photographs.

Blair: Meredith you are so derp in that picture. How drunk were you?
Meredith: That is a solid derp.

by Derped March 24, 2013

derping

(v) to derp all over oneslef in a disgraceful manner; to be physically inadequate

"Now you're just derping all over yourself"

by Sherpadurpppay May 10, 2010

derpes

symptoms: retarded twisted facial expressions and outrageous nonsense coming out of you like word vomit

everyone on atp has derpes

by hollmonster March 5, 2011