Desk Void

The name given to a school desk when one stares intensely into it while lost in thought.

"Look at Jeffrey, he's staring into the desk void."

by IDCC May 19, 2017

Desk Hermit

Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.

Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!

by HappyDays2126 November 25, 2010

desk joor

A common misspelling of "desk drawer", often very made by idiots.

"I put it in the desk joor"

by vomitanime July 4, 2021

Desk Chat

Talking to people at school that you only know because they sit there another time during the day.

Writing a question on a desk and having someone else answer it is considered desk chat.

Meeting the person in real life and using desk chat is a less common way to do it, but is still used sometimes.

Person 1: "Hey man, some girl just gave me her number through desk chat"

Person 2: "Seriously? have you even met her?"

Person 1: "Nope"

by hyperman April 5, 2009

Desk Rabbit

Someone who is said to hide under desks, in the workplace, whilst people are working, in order to look up women's skirts.

"LLOYD YOU DESK RABBIT! GET OUT FROM UNDER MY DESK!"

by Catface's April 18, 2009

desk eater

is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.

your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.

you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.

by gingersmom July 4, 2009

Desk pump

To randomly shoot the ceiling (With a pistol) while sitting at your desk at work.

I DID MY FIRST DESK PUMP!

by TheZarz July 20, 2010