by sksksksoofoofoof March 26, 2023

by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".
Used in context -
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.
Used in context -
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018

go for a shit and on a long and hot day the remaining turd goes hard and sticks to your arse hais creating the kawazaki crumble
Dillon: ughh i got a kawazaki going on
Ryan: dill whipe your fucking arse propperly then
Mostafa: Geek
Ryan: Shut the fuck up mostafa or your gonna eat the Kawazaki crumble
Ryan: dill whipe your fucking arse propperly then
Mostafa: Geek
Ryan: Shut the fuck up mostafa or your gonna eat the Kawazaki crumble
by ryansleftnut August 27, 2008

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.
by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019

Your down bad
by BigDawgRon November 24, 2020

by Vaid September 3, 2021
