First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
by BayStBroker July 21, 2024
A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.
by Head @$$ February 17, 2018
Haha funny blood cell movie
Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude
Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude
osmosis Jones is a movie made by Warner Bros in 2001 and it is one of the best movies ever. Osmosis Jones also has a series called "ozzy&drix" and it's an absolute damn feverdream
by ItsTheNatShack August 18, 2023
Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024