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breakfast dagger 

Morning wood. Morning erection.
I woke up with a viscous breakfast dagger and i had to bury it in her gash. Morning wood boner woodie hard on

Bo Breaker 

1. The action of Bo Jackson, breaking the bat over his knee after striking out.
2. A patricular baseball card depicting the above
When I struk out, I pulled a Bo Breaker,
Bo Breaker by A.Warm November 25, 2006

Convo-Breaker 

The term given to a person who is very hard to keep up a conversation with. Usually ending all possible conversations with a one-word dead end.
Person 1 - So i heard you went to some crazy party last night, tell me about it! Did anything interesting happen?

Person 2 - Nope....

Person 1 - You're such a Convo-Breaker you know that?
Convo-Breaker by Pearcinator June 21, 2009

Boner Breaker 9000 

When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.
Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"

Stinky Breakfast 

The act of giving someone a rim job during morning sex. Also known as "brown breakfast".
Man Jacki was so frisky this morning, she helped herself to a stinky breakfast.
Stinky Breakfast by Rita_Poon April 17, 2013

shrek's breakfast 

weed. kush. straight dank. Wiz Khalifa's best friend.
Ay bro you tryna get some shrek's breakfast?
shrek's breakfast by marinaras September 10, 2016