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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
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Immortal

Immortal is a Norwegian black metal band from Bergen formed in 1991 by frontman and guitarist Abbath Doom Occulta and guitarist Demonaz Doom Occulta. The pair worked with various drummers (including Grim, Armagedda and Hellhammer), and were later joined by former drummer Horgh in 1996.
A fierce forger of ice cold black metal – Immortal was formed in Bergen, Norway, by Demonaz (guitars) and Abbath (bass/vocals) in 1990. For three decades Immortal has delivered massive majestic riffs, grim frostbitten vocals and tales from the mighty Blashyrkh battle-filled realm of eternal darkness and winter.
by rain97 September 12, 2023
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True Immortal

A person who does not age and stays at the paragon of youth usually around the age of 25. Will live forever unless killed.
The true immortal tried to stop the plane with someone who knows their secret arriving at Heathrow. Now its not safe for him in Cape Town no more.
by Observingerf February 20, 2024
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Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Was going TO Be Immortal Through Cthulhu <Octavia Loreno Spence> However Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Granted Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Through Psychiatry {Psychology} From Hellstrom <Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles>
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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