by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021

Immortal is a Norwegian black metal band from Bergen formed in 1991 by frontman and guitarist Abbath Doom Occulta and guitarist Demonaz Doom Occulta. The pair worked with various drummers (including Grim, Armagedda and Hellhammer), and were later joined by former drummer Horgh in 1996.
A fierce forger of ice cold black metal – Immortal was formed in Bergen, Norway, by Demonaz (guitars) and Abbath (bass/vocals) in 1990. For three decades Immortal has delivered massive majestic riffs, grim frostbitten vocals and tales from the mighty Blashyrkh battle-filled realm of eternal darkness and winter.
by rain97 September 12, 2023

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.
When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!
by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
