MJ

A desperate and sleezy car salesman that only found success in a booming market that somehow still uses a pager in 2024.

Man I went to buy a car today and ran into an absolute MJ. Guy smelled like whiskey and sadness.

by charles3748 January 5, 2024

MJ Stickem

That nigga

I just got paid I feel like mj stickem

by mjstickem August 18, 2022

MJ

Another word for "ugly" or "hideous"

Bro, you look so MJ right now 🤮

by FireKing1570 June 15, 2020

Mj

A thirsty bitch running for the dicc

oh look its mj chasing sam

dood we should save her-

by ArcticPalmTree September 6, 2018

Mj

A lying loser fuck boy that will give you herpes . Cheap as fuck with the exception of prostitute's & sex toys for his rear end pleasure. never has a license because he drinks and drives and will steal your car .

Girl wow! that is a big bag of dicks, shit girl that's Mj's! # gay# fuck boy# lier# woman beater# momma's boy# bisexual# narcissist# Libra# FL cracker#

by Wishinevermetya May 23, 2022