This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.
As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.
by von groovy August 22, 2024
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Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"
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by Mackendeez December 20, 2017
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