A lifetime with Rachel Jones

An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.

DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!

by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025

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Isaiah Jones

Isaiah is honestly a pretty cool person, I’m only mean to him sometimes and I’m glad that I met him because he is now my close friend. He watches porn on Tuesdays and I feel like he can make good waffles. He’s the type of person to tell you your ex a dumbass and then say sorry right after. He’s good at pulling all-nighters and he’s a good person in general and I like talking to him because he said funny when he does his Bri-ish accent. Almost peed myself. I enjoy being friends with Isaiah even though some days he takes hours to reply. I think he gonna be a stripper when he get so older. Anyway to end this on a good note he’s really funny and a good person to I think talk to. We are birthday twins so that’s pretty cool if you ask me. The end I’m sorry it’s not that I interesting

Hey look it’s Isaiah Jones, he so got a big ween in his mouth

by Girl273838293 April 25, 2020

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Jim Jones

The kind of guy that would be happy to see everyone he invited to his party, his circus, fall ill, or better yet dead (as would Bridget, the mouse living in his church encouraging outsiders to fight the locals for no reason).

Jim Jones was a boundless optimist, he was even optimistic about the bright future of the people he invited to Jonestown for his party/afterparty (his orgy) there. He was such a fun, exciting guy, not the kind of guy that would trample any rights people compromised or surrendered over to him, no way would he ever do something like that.

by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022

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Rhys Owen Jones

Typicallyloves dick in his mouth especially strap on and he loves to fuck boys and girls typically a boy who likes girls with basic names like Demi leah and Izzy

Oh my it is rhys Owen Jones .
Don’t worry he will give you one for 5 pound

by John Alterwick June 7, 2019

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