I Won't tell you again

Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.

Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!

by Skyler Moffatt September 10, 2023

Elizabeth, I Love You

Michael Jackson wrote this song exclusively for his dear friend Dame Elizabeth Taylor and performed it in honor of her 65th birthday on 16th February 1997.

A studio version of the song does exist and a snippet starting from the bridge to the end of the song.

Michael appreciated Elizabeth’s friendship dearly.

Elizabeth, I love you
You're every star, that shines in the world to me
Elizabeth, can't you see that it's true?
Elizabeth, I love you
You're more than just a star

by engineer_gaming420 September 11, 2023

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023

im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

by Juniegirl709 September 15, 2023

You are probably not from Varna

A way to call someone ugly, some Bulgarians think that the prettiest people are from Varna.

- Do you think I look pretty?
- Eugh...You are probably not from Varna.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you

A popular meme where Patrick Star says:uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you and then it gets followed up by SpongeBob saying: I'm on that good kush and alcohol

Patrick: uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you
SpongeBob:I'm on that good kush and alcohol

by BiggeCheese105 September 16, 2023

Who you blow

The thing that, more often than not, determines whether you get hired or promoted.

It’s not always what you know, but who you blow.

by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023