by Braker541 December 17, 2019
Get the Reagan Jonesmug. Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
by Spandexbaby February 15, 2022
Get the Mo Jonesmug. Adam Lloyd-jones is the hottest dilf around, everyone loves and wants to get with him especially me.
by lowkey.ol.via October 5, 2022
Get the Adam Lloyd-jonesmug. Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>
Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
Get the Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>mug. by Shonin_89 February 27, 2017
Get the deadeye jonesmug. 
The GOAT of all mid-pack drivers! At the time of writing, TWO Southern 500 victories, coming in 2019 and 2022 respectively. Also the greatest rookie of all time! NO ONE but him has all THREE Rookie of the Year Awards!
Man Erik Jones is ass, he's running 20th every week!
Shut the hell up he is running 20th in shitty equipment he's my GOAT!
Shut the hell up he is running 20th in shitty equipment he's my GOAT!
by prielthericeco January 13, 2025
Get the Erik Jonesmug.