PEPS

Post-Ejaculation Piss Stream. The unpredictable and, often, messy stream of piss that normally consists of multiple trajectories experienced shortly after ejaculation in males. It is advised to squat closer to the toilet bowl to ensure that all of your piss makes it in if you know you are at risk of a wild PEPS.

"Yo, why so long in the bathroom?"

"I pissed all over the place because I beat off right before."

"Ah, stupid PEPS.."

by Toboggan January 19, 2014

Pep

A bald fraud who can’t do it in Europe, and is only any good when backed with considerable amounts of oil money.

Pep said: “Please, daddy Sheikh, just another £250,000,000”

by DefinitelynotKlopp May 8, 2022

Rip the pep

Shortened version of ripperoni pepperoni. Used to show great remorse and sorrow.

Person 1: My dog just beefed it, I'm so sad.
Person 2: Rip the pep bro, that sucks!

by CheezBawlWizzard July 28, 2022