Skip to main content

Lazarus Lunchbox

Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.
The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”
by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010
mugGet the Lazarus Lunchboxmug.

Devil's Lunchbox

A Devil's Lunchbox is when a man has sex with a girl and her mom
I just had a Devil's Lunchbox with that t.h.o.t and milf!
by Quinnin November 13, 2018
mugGet the Devil's Lunchboxmug.

Musty lunchbox

A vagina so pungent that it can be smelled from at least 50 feet away
Bro, that chick is smoking hot but I can smell that musty lunchbox from here...
by Captain sprayfart October 3, 2019
mugGet the Musty lunchboxmug.

Share this definition