PEP Talk

Post-Exercise Poop Talk: The only time you give enough of a fuck to read and respond your wife's DMs, because you're too otherwise too bored from blowing through the porcelain already

I thought my nigga actually be taking time to message me but the whole time he was just sitting there giving me a pep talk

by Sledgehumper September 10, 2020

PEPS

Post-Ejaculation Piss Stream. The unpredictable and, often, messy stream of piss that normally consists of multiple trajectories experienced shortly after ejaculation in males. It is advised to squat closer to the toilet bowl to ensure that all of your piss makes it in if you know you are at risk of a wild PEPS.

"Yo, why so long in the bathroom?"

"I pissed all over the place because I beat off right before."

"Ah, stupid PEPS.."

by Toboggan January 19, 2014

Rip the pep

Shortened version of ripperoni pepperoni. Used to show great remorse and sorrow.

Person 1: My dog just beefed it, I'm so sad.
Person 2: Rip the pep bro, that sucks!

by CheezBawlWizzard July 28, 2022