lunchbox

A man's genitals: Meat + two veg

Patient complaining: Man, I hate this—it's like a kick in the nuts.
Nurse reality checking: Your lunchbox vegetables are firmly out of scope here. It's just physiotherapy.

by prototypist October 18, 2021

Musty lunchbox

A vagina so pungent that it can be smelled from at least 50 feet away

Bro, that chick is smoking hot but I can smell that musty lunchbox from here...

by Captain sprayfart October 3, 2019

Devil's Lunchbox

A Devil's Lunchbox is when a man has sex with a girl and her mom

I just had a Devil's Lunchbox with that t.h.o.t and milf!

by Quinnin November 13, 2018