zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.

How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system

by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020

Zoomtastrophe

A Zoom Meeting that is so bad, so embarrassing, that it can only be described as catastrophically bad. It almost always involves a number of people acting overly self-important in ways that are cringe worthy. You're first thought upon seeing them making fools of themselves is that they can't possibly know they're being seen by the public. But then you remember it's a Zoom meeting, and the whole purpose is as a public meeting.

The Golden Globes was a zoomtastrophe. I was never so embarrassed for a person in my life, as I was that night. That was way beyond zoomnonsense.

by Del Ritchie March 1, 2021