Sillypants

The act of coating the inside of sock with vaseline for the explicit purpose of self-gratification. Usually done while incarceated

Mud girl sent me a poloroid of herself and I had to sillypants

by D Bernstein November 9, 2008

sallypants

a guy who's being a vagina.

"i'm never gonna date that sallypants ever again.

by avery turner October 18, 2008