Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.

Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?

by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022

Pocatello Dirt

Blown in from somewhere else. Like the people. Not from the area, but tied to it. Chief Pocatello himself called it "wandering earth." It tied his people to the land. later, the European settlers found it hard to leave. It's the reason Pocatello gets into your sole. Like the dirt, you're not from here, but you are meant to be here.

Don't leave town without taking some Pocatello Dirt! Otherwise, You'll be back

by Idaho Legend August 6, 2025