Among gay men, an acknowledgment that one is aroused by a third party's physique and/or certain body parts while simultaneously being turned off by other physical characteristics
"Did you see that guy in the locker room with the ten-inch dick? Too bad he was so ugly! Oh well, it doesn't matter in the dark."
by r2lee July 24, 2009
Get the It doesn't matter in the dark.mug. A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.
In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered
In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered
The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"
I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"
I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."
by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012
Get the Doesn't matter had sexmug. Gaming terminology to describe the act of getting killed numerous times over, gifting the other team an easy win.
Often associated with ' You're A Colin '.
Often associated with ' You're A Colin '.
Ending the round with double-figure deaths & the solitary kill - it doesn't matter how many times you die
by IDontLikeCreative April 26, 2022
Get the It Doesn't Matter How Many Times You Diemug. Hym "If the theory doesn't work... Then it doesn't matter how much money you dump into it. You just want a nigga to be broke. That is it. Shut the fuck up, nigga. You're trash. And I'm him. I'm the correct one. Objectively."
by Hym Iam September 16, 2025
Get the Doesn't Mattermug. All that matters is what I think. So, I'm going to get people think what I think and then... By making shit up. I spoke to the creature!
Hym " It doesn't matter what other people think' is probably the most solipsistic thought you can have. I need a theory name for my solipsism thing... OH! Religious blight theory. That'll be what it's called. Until they think you're a pedophile. Until they think they can get away with robbing you. Until they murder your kids. And then that will be the only then that matters."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2024
Get the It doesn't matter what other people thinkmug. If I'm not special than neither are you, and therefore, DO NOT MATTER. You give me the credit and the money for creating AI or I murder a child and if anyone here is special it IS, in fact, ME and NOT YOU. You fuck. Did YOU create the AI? What did YOU do? Nothing! So FUCK YOU. You're gonna be the first name on the list in my child murder trial.
Hym "Doesn't matter! What I want to feel. How I feel. None of that matters. I don't want to whatever this is so I'm NOT GOING TO. Weaponized schizophrenia. Whatever you want to call it. I'm NOT FUCKING DOING IT. So, fuck you, you can eat a dick. You ain't scaring nobody over there. You pay me for that fucking AI so I don't have to deal with this anymore or I'll murder a fucking child and I'll just deal with something worse. I would rather do something objectively worse than have to listen to you worthless fucking assholes. Bitch."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2025
Get the Doesn't Mattermug. Don't care bitch. Don't care what effect it does or doesn't have. No I don't have to sit here and be watched for the rest of my life.
Hym "Doesn't matter. So if I don't watch the people responsible for me being watched suffer some form of consequences and am not give access to the medium used. I will kill the first kid I get my hands on and I will kill as many as I can."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
Get the Doesn't mattermug.