Gunsel Fuck

• noun { guhn-suhl fuhk }

— A guy who's always fuckin shit up,

especially for everyone around him

usually between 18-40, who has a very low IQ, as well as functional fitness, and ability to mediate their own emotions. Though they come in all sizes, larger Gunsel Fucks seem to best display the breed's characteristics.

likely derived from the German word, for gosling, "gansel," which is the diminutive form of, "gans," which means, goose

My gawed, that Gunsel Fuck, sumbitch couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020

Gunsel

A guy that sniffs little girls bike seats

That Ole gunsel was down at the bike racks at the elementary school sniffing seats !

by Goober sniffer August 9, 2025