Cocked Eyes

When your wasted, smashed or Cocked ... your eyes get red as a tomato.

Girl 1- "I look so awful in this picture."
Girl 2- "Yeah.. you had some cocked eyes."

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

Cock Eye

what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.

i have no idea where i am

by HappyHenry35 June 25, 2004

Cock Eye

Markie Poo has it. Whenever you see him, remind him of this.

<Kenji> ME KARA BEAM!!!! (>_0==================X__X=======================
...
<Kenji> i have a penis in my eye

by Necrololicon February 26, 2005

Cock eye

A large cup of coffee with 4 shots of espresso mixed in.

That cock eye did me dirty, my eyes feel like they are twirling and my heart is beating out of my chest

by juggervape June 7, 2011

snappin cock-eyes

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.

I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.

by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017

Ol Cock Eye

What a chav turns into when they hit 30. An overweight mother of dirty children who run round with no shoes and pee in the street. She has a flat face and her eyes are far apart which is why the neighbours call her Ol Cock Eye. This breed is mostly found in the town of Walsall.

"Ol Cock Eye" is back from the night before. the night before

by indybob October 5, 2009

suck my cock eyes

a face, such as puppy dog eyes, but instead of this face, there is a smirk, and then half closed eyes,....you know what he wants.

A guy is either standing in front you or straddling you, with his dick to your lips, and he has his "suck my cock eyes" going, you're gonna do it.

by Thiswasafunnyazzconversation March 4, 2009