zussy

the letter z, famous for her roles in “zebra”, “zoo”, and “zendaya”, is just like you, and has a pussy of her own. this is called the “zussy”.

the letter b: “hey, i just frickd z”
the letter m: “noice, how was the xussy?”
the letter b: “real noice… hey wait, did you just say xussy? it’s zussy! damn it, just because x is is xylophone doesn’t mean z doesn’t exist anymore! they have entirely different pussies.”