dandelion

Somebody that is beautiful on the outside but bitter on the inside.

She's such a dandelion (ie:looks like a flower...but they're actually a weed)

by Jacksjoe June 1, 2006

Dandelion

Noun. Elderly waif man that can't carry an umbrella for fear of being swept away mary poppins style.

Fred Weaver was walking with Dr. Jackson during the nor-easter when that dandelion got picked up by the wind.

by [e-mail] August 13, 2010

Dandelion

A bastard blossom, a parasitic pansy, an annoying destructive weed which can be fermented into decent wine.

The word "dandelion" is derived from French, and means "lion's tooth" because of the dandelion's toothed leaves.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

dandelion

The act of pinching someone's nostrils to cut off their air supply from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, the pincher urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim.

Yo, Dee gave Hilary a dandelion!

by Big L May 7, 2004

Dandelioning

When someone or thing pees the bed.

Did you just do a dandelioning

by Blueyso May 25, 2019

Dandelion

Blowjob

"Hey do you guys wanna give me a dandelion?"
"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time."

by heetee! May 19, 2010

Dandelion

The act at the end of a blowjob, when the performer blows the semen during the ejaculation in the receivers direction.

Dude she like totally gave me a dandelion after one hell of a blowjob yesterday.

by SS Truppenkommandant Reichen December 5, 2017