sultana clog

when your going to take a dump but then someone anal rapes you pushing the crap back in.

bob: why the fuck are you limping?
dave: i was just in the toilet and someone sultana clogged me.

by 100% grimace May 15, 2009

sultana nuts

To have shrivelled testes due to abuse of anabolic steroids. (Australian colloquialism)

Wolfgang is sure pumped up, but he has sultana nuts from the 'roids.

by Matt from Aus January 25, 2008