Smegmatize

The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.

X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?

Y: No, what’d he do?

X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!

Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.

by raunchyraul December 26, 2021