put a quarter in your ass

Shut the hell up.
I heard enough, put a quarter in your ass!
by Solidome January 30, 2016
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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Quarter-pound ass

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs
Jenny's quarter-pound ass looked non-existent in those jeans
by l-dog** April 30, 2019
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