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partneritis

the inflation of an attorneys ego, wants and needs when he or she has been promoted from an associate position to a partner at a law firm.
Alan the Attorney: "Hey Suzy, do I have an aisle seat for my flight?"

Suzy the Secretary: "I'm sure you do, but I will double check."

Alan the Attorney: "Yes, please do. If I don't have an aisle seat I'm going to just kill myself."

Suzy the Secretary (to her co-worker): "Alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! He says he'll kill himself if he doesn't get an aisle seat! Maybe I should just put him in the middle ..."
by Suzy the Secretary February 2, 2010
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partnerflage

To paint or buy several objects in the same colour scheme to fool the partner to believe it is only one item.
I have partnerflaged all my bikes so my wife thinks I only have one.
by Nanok75 November 30, 2022
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