NCFCA

A bunch of Christian and agnostic homeschoolers who spend hours of their lives doing the following;

1) Surfing google looking for a "professional" who wrote something mildly complementing the most obscure policy ever.

2) Destroying their worldview by trying to persuade a random parent to value something that doesn't matter, and likely wont impact them.

3) Endlessly talking to walls as a mentally ill, homeless, or influenced person would.

They then model their tireless sweat, blood, and tears in a gathering of fellow laborers in the local Baptist church. But despite this rigorous lifestyle, they somehow become above-average adults who can communicate their thoughts better than 75% of the workforce.

NCFCA is a good place to learn important skills, including handling sleep deprivation and public shaming.
NCFCA Common Phrases to Know:

No, I'm not going to be a politician.

I don't play sports, I do speech and debate.

What is Fortnite? And who is Taylor Swift?

I collect ties.
by TPisbetter January 09, 2025
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