creepy man upstairs

Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.

Person 1: Hey, go get me some milk
Person 2: Dude, the creepy man upstairs will rape me!

by Plushplush February 13, 2010

The Man Upstairs

Will Ferrell

"Is that... the Man Upstairs?"

by Skylanderscollector May 08, 2024