Kateline

The name Katelin, except it’s spelled wrong. People with this peculiar name tend to be extremely short, and get salty over the littlest things. This is probably also the type of person who will cry her eyes out after getting a B+ on a math test.

Person 1: Hello, my name is Kateline.
Person 2: Yo, wtf did your mom make a mistake on your birth certificate or what?
Person 1: fuck off mate I’m gonna fucking stab you with my sharp dick