Poon Haggler

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men

The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler

by tankbanger November 15, 2012

Chinese Haggler

A chinese haggler is some random 60+ year old asian man (can be from any asian country) they say the n-word a lot.

That damn nigger beat the fuck out of that chinese haggler.

by dildo penis April 1, 2022

Schrödinger’s Haggler

Someone who exists in a state of contradictory negotiating behavior until observed (i.e., called out): simultaneously outraged at by lowball offers when they’re selling (because “that’s unfair!”), and aggressively lowballing others when they’re buying—both states coexisting in perfect hypocrisy until the contradiction is pointed out and the reality collapses into obvious double standards.

That guy on Marketplace is a total Schrödinger’s Haggler—he flips out and calls you cheap for offering $50 on his $200 listing, but then turns around and lowballs every seller he messages by 70% like it’s nothing

by Vothanus February 20, 2026

Higgler Munch

A sacred meal derived from the Australian aboriginals back in 792AD. Legend says a man still cooks these munches in Bobs Castle and can be spotted on his bike darting down portrane road

Is that a fish pie and berry stew? That’s a Higgler munch bro

by higgler January 6, 2023

Hagger

A medieval nickname for someone who was thought to be wild or untamed.

Hagger comes from the French word for hedge, implying something undisclosed, with no boundaries, hence wild or untamed.

You can't contain a Hagger.
That person's a bit Hagger.

by stefflington November 4, 2018

hangler

Loose , saggy vaginal lips ." Outties".Possibly genetic, too much sex with large black men, too many children, double (or triple ) penetration or from living life like a cocaine fueled nymphomaniacal whore-bag.

"Oh my , Valerie sure could use a tuck down there, her Hangler was seen by all at the pool party."

by ranoverray May 13, 2015

hagglegat

A juice tasting party and potluck with many exotic foods like Jewish fish and Pablo's pies.

" Oh man I love the salamander sauce that you brought to our hagglegat!"

by Liwimouse April 22, 2022